My last post about a terrific 14 year old restored my faith that there is, in fact, hope for today's youth.
That is, until I was snapped back to reality (drag), when this happened:
As you (may or may not) remember, hubby and I are ski instructors at a local bump.
Last weekend, there was some kind of Big Air competition going on, so the place was infested with snowboarding "dudes" (I have another nickname for them -- a four letter word, but it's not essential to the story, so I'll clean it up a bit).
I was between lessons and decided to take a few runs myself. I was in the lift line, which wasn't moving AT ALL because the chair was stopped for some reason.
I did not notice the group-o-"dudes" roll up behind me since I was not paying attention to anything in particular, really.
Until I was ...
Suddenly, I heard this, "I said, NICE ASS!"
Not knowing who snowboard "dude" was talking to (and NOT at all expecting it was me), but being somewhat startled at his volume, I turned around only to see about eight other snowboard "dudes" and no one else on our side of the line, but me.
So, I turned back around assuming he was clearly speaking to someone I could not see.
I then heard this: "I don't even get a thank you?"
I turned around again and said (slightly irritated), "Who are you talking to?"
A different snowboard "dude" chimed in and said, "He's talkin' to your sweet ass."
Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?!?
Now, these kids are all like 15-18ish .....
*(WARNING: LANGUAGE ALERT)
I LITERALLY, laughed out loud, then I looked directly at "Dude #1" and said, "First of all, I'm old enough to be your mother. Second of all, there are more respectful ways to show appreciation for a female's body and I'd suggest you figure it out soon. Third of all, pull up your fucking pants -- you look ridiculous."
Now, I know I was wrong to use such language with kids ... but, you should have seen the looks on their faces. Talk about priceless.
3 comments:
Sometimes swearing is absolutely necessary and justified. The problem is how many times in a day I find the need to do so. I hope those boys learned a lesson and who not to f* with.
WOW! Here's hoping you taught that whole dude herd a thing or two. Your word choice seems to me to be right on!
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. I see this story as not a way to illustrate the failings of today's youth, but instead to tell the story of how you still got it.
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